But what is most important about Christmas is...
But ofcourse...
You can't...
Well...
Let's say so...
Father's jacket and...
Mother's...
Shoes...
And here...
The most important thing is....
Transformation....
That told me Arkadi Raikin in 1956
That transformation...
Or the direct description of it is to change into something else
Let's say...
To change to someone who is needed at the moment
And the second thing...
Which helps...
Is language
Let's take the english language
When the christmas man comes and says...
Happy new year comrade
Or for exemple...
You have to understand that it is called proffesionalism
And that's why we are showing you today how the proffesional Santa Clauss have transformed into learning english
No red coats or long beards or no snow only a summer like happy christmas
And to tell you...
my transformation today...
Is so good...
That nobody will know who I am
Or do you?
Go now
And one more thing...
A proffesional comedian can't stutter
He has to shine
And another thing that comedians do wrong is...
They start complaining
That they don't have kolbasa
They don't have fish
They don't have bread
They have nothing
Don't you understand?...
The war is over
Problem with comedians is that they start complaining but luckily I don't have that problem...
And...
I would like to say to you one more thing...
I would like to say that...